I have never fucked a whore,
but I understand
(based on Naval reports entered into the Congressional Record)
they can be rather dank.

Even cold, with that slippery sheen of K-Y
a fragile barrier over lesions.

That's okay.

All I want is a pair of gold metallic shorts pulled tight into the crotch,
with huge ass cheeks hanging out either side.

(Cellulite-pocked thighs flappin'
against one another as she peddles her tail...)

Now, spare me the jive, black working woman. I don't want no quick and easy blow. I'm here for full service between your mammoth thighs.

Is this an arrangement you can dig?

She consults the Congressional Record for details on cooling the K-Y.